nonsense

so yeah....

biomorphosis:

Sapphirina copepod, a.k.a. "sea sapphire" is a tiny shrimp like crustacean that makes up the bottom of the food chain. The microscopic layers of crystal plates inside their cells catch light and reflect back different hues, from bright gold to deep blue that resembles like a gem. 

When they’re abundant near the water’s surface the sea shimmers like diamonds falling from the sky. Japanese name this kind of water, “tama-mizu”, jeweled water. Combine this nifty trick with the sea sapphire’s impressively transparent body, and you have an animal as radiant as a star in one moment, and invisible in the next.

(via femtastico)

yungterra:

unclefather:

yungterra:

Now hang on a fucking second

ready to skeleton roleplay? I slowly take off my skin to reveal my creaky bones. my large pelvic bone is sexy to you. my teeth chatter. you hand me my top hat and I begin tap dancing. where is my cane

i remove two of my ribs and begin to furiously play your ribcage like a xylophone. “You like that?” I ask as I play my haunting melody

yungterra:

unclefather:

yungterra:

Now hang on a fucking second

ready to skeleton roleplay? I slowly take off my skin to reveal my creaky bones. my large pelvic bone is sexy to you. my teeth chatter. you hand me my top hat and I begin tap dancing. where is my cane

i remove two of my ribs and begin to furiously play your ribcage like a xylophone. “You like that?” I ask as I play my haunting melody

(via livingmeatloaf)

nightvalecommunityfanon:

Carlos’ Desert Bluffs counterpart is a creepy, always smiling and giggling, sadistic mad scientist who works for Strexcorp.

nightvalecommunityfanon:

Carlos’ Desert Bluffs counterpart is a creepy, always smiling and giggling, sadistic mad scientist who works for Strexcorp.

mugglebornheadcanon:

821. Some muggleborns and halfbloods realize that it’s not Hogwarts that’s the problem, but the fact that the devices they want to use run on electricity and batteries, or “Muggle magic”. They work on a way to replace the electric batteries in all their favorite devices with different types of magic batteries. They do the same with wifi modems, effectively bringing Hogwarts into the 21st century.

(Source: tryin2seethrutherain00)