Now hang on a fucking second
ready to skeleton roleplay? I slowly take off my skin to reveal my creaky bones. my large pelvic bone is sexy to you. my teeth chatter. you hand me my top hat and I begin tap dancing. where is my cane
i remove two of my ribs and begin to furiously play your ribcage like a xylophone. “You like that?” I ask as I play my haunting melody
Carlos’ Desert Bluffs counterpart is a creepy, always smiling and giggling, sadistic mad scientist who works for Strexcorp.
821. Some muggleborns and halfbloods realize that it’s not Hogwarts that’s the problem, but the fact that the devices they want to use run on electricity and batteries, or “Muggle magic”. They work on a way to replace the electric batteries in all their favorite devices with different types of magic batteries. They do the same with wifi modems, effectively bringing Hogwarts into the 21st century.